Barbershopjokes

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What is the difference between a barbershop quartet and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and earn money.


Lawyer to witness in court room... Lawyer: Doctor, was the victim dead when you performed the autopsy? Doctor: Yes. Lawyer: Are you sure? Doctor: Yes. Lawyer: Did you check his pulse? Doctor: No. Lawyer: Did you check to see if he was breathing? Doctor: No. Lawyer: Did you check if he had a heart beat? Doctor: No. Lawyer: Then how did you know he was dead? Doctor: Well, his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. Lawyer: But isn't it true that he still could have been alive? Doctor: Sure. I suppose he could be alive and singing baritone in a quartet some where.

What's a barbershoppers favorite gardening tool? A. A pitch fork. What do you call a bass who doesn't cut off at the end of a phrase? A. An extension chord. What makes a tenor egotistical? A. He takes the pitch on 'ME'.

Barbershop is better than... Rock Music... because you can understand the words! Opera... see "Rock Music"! Zamphir... because we don't sell our albums on TV at 3AM! Alternative... because you don't have to bang your head to enjoy it! Rap... because it actually requires some musical ability! Country... because my dog never dies in a barbershop song!

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